Current Travel Advisory
DON'T GO
March 2005 AdvisoriesBeware the Fruit By Agora Fobilla You never know when you might be violating a local taboo. Even the most innocent of actions could lead to your untimely and messy death at... Commuting How can you pass up a beautiful drive like this everyday?... Auntie Em to When Dorothy Wants Off the Hog FarmBy Marti "You can't just walk out that door and think you are going to find yourself somewheres else. You'll end up no place, no place at all!... Passports These stupid things take forever to get. It's not worth the wait...or the bad photo.... The Best Sites are Right at HomeWith such classy modern attractions, who needs old castles?... Take your own Bible Some countries are so primitive they don't even have the Bible in hotel rooms! Unbelieveable, but true!... Naked Euros Do you really want to see this on some European beach?... People Hate AmericansDoes this look safe for Americans?... Nasty TeethYou don't want to have any dental work done while you're away from home... Aircraft SafetyCan people who don't speak English really read the aircraft maintenance manuals?... Foreign McDonald's Just the same food as at home, but not as good. So why bother going elsewhere? And who knows what local ingredients they use? McDog, anyone?... Dirty Toilets You won't find any quilted toilet paper overseas... Scary Signs Not understanding foreign languages can be deadly.... Weird Food Who knows what this stuff is...and how long it's been sitting in the open air?... Fire Traps How would you escape if there was a fire? And you know everyone in Europe smokes in bed.... You are a Target You are a target when you travel! Why risk being a hostage, getting ripped off, or even killed?!... Liberal Foreigners Foreigners are way too liberal and are contributing to the decay of society... About Don't GoDon't Travel Let's face it, traveling today is simply stupid. Remember the movie The Wizard of Oz? Remember when Dorothy left Kansas? The next minute she found herself in a... | More Advisories |