This is a joke. Don't Go! was an April Fools parody published by the BootsnAll Travel Network in 2005, satirising fear of travel. Nothing on this site is a real travel advisory and none of it is current. For actual advice see the UK Foreign Office.
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Current Travel Advisory

DON'T GO

This information is current as of Wednesday March 29, 2006
10:08 AM (Pacific Standard Time).

Paul Bunyon
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Advisory Comments

Is this for real? And we ask why the rest of the world have this "ugly American" concept of us? I went to a tefl course in Madrid, Spain, I was very happy, I´m workign as an English teacher and I´m planning to see Europe and travel, learn about other cultures, learn a new langauge and enjoy meyself. I´ll leave the backward, bigoted thinking to you guys. And yes to the rest of the Americans like myself who are intelligent enough not to believe this Don´t Travel bit, go and travel and see the world, there´s more to life than a six pack, Super Bowl and burgers! If you guys meant this "Dont Travel" thing to be a joke, certainly in bad, bad taste!

Posted by: brian harmon on April 03, 2005

Is this for real? And we ask why the rest of the world have this "ugly American" concept of us? I went to a tefl course in Madrid, Spain, I was very happy, I´m working as an English teacher and I´m planning to see Europe and travel, learn about other cultures, learn a new language and enjoy meyself. I´ll leave the backward, bigoted thinking to you guys. And yes to the rest of you Americans like myself who are intelligent enough not to believe this Don´t Travel bit, go and travel and see the world, there´s more to life than a six pack, Super Bowl and burgers! If you guys meant this "Dont Travel" thing to be a joke, it is certainly in bad, bad taste!

Posted by: brian harmon on April 03, 2005

Very very funny doods, take the fear mongering and play with it. I like it.

Posted by: Dar on April 04, 2005


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