This is a joke. Don't Go! was an April Fools parody published by the BootsnAll Travel Network in 2005, satirising fear of travel. Nothing on this site is a real travel advisory and none of it is current. For actual advice see the UK Foreign Office.
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Current Travel Advisory

DON'T GO

This information is current as of Wednesday March 29, 2006
10:08 AM (Pacific Standard Time).

Snakes
Creepy-crawlies like this are everywhere – and usually poisonous!

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Advisory Comments

Out of the top ten most deadly snakes in the world, Australia has all of them. The spiders are just as bad and, when it comes to causing extreme pain, even the bloody platypus has one of the most excruciating venoms known. Why would you want to go there?

Posted by: Chris on March 28, 2005


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