This is a joke. Don't Go! was an April Fools parody published by the BootsnAll Travel Network in 2005, satirising fear of travel. Nothing on this site is a real travel advisory and none of it is current. For actual advice see the UK Foreign Office.
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Current Travel Advisory

DON'T GO

This information is current as of Wednesday March 29, 2006
10:08 AM (Pacific Standard Time).

"You grow up, you work half a century, you get a golden handshake, you rest a couple of years and you're dead. And the only thing that makes that crazy ride worthwhile is 'Did I enjoy it? What did I learn? What was the point?' That's where I come in. You’ve seen how I react to people, make them feel good, make them think that anything's possible. If I make them laugh along the way, sue me. And I don’t do it so they turn round and go 'Thank you David for the opportunity, thank you for the wisdom, thank you for the laughs.' I do it so, one day, someone will go 'There goes David Brent. I must remember to thank him.'"
- David Brent "The Office"

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